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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:09
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They put up a sign reading
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
What are some good inspirational movies?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
What do you think about Matt Gatz as an attorney general?
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
How is ChatGPT different from Claude AI or Bard?
No, not a chance
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
So they tried
Solar Orbiter gets world-first views of the Sun’s poles - European Space Agency
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids